Hired or Fired?
So the other night I was at one of my usual haunts and I had dinner in the same room as Sir Alan Sugar. I would've loved to have slipped him one of my, ahem, "business cards" ;-) but I probably would have been accosted by several body guards had I even stepped near him and thrown out of the premises.
Halfway through dinner, that comedian who impersonates Sir Alan Sugar walked in and sat down practically opposite him. It was quite surreal being in the same room as the real Sir Alan Sugar and his look-alike impersonator! Later that evening an old EastEnders actor joined the impersonator ... that's when you know its time to go home, when an out of work ex-EastEnders actor turns up!
But all this "star gazing" was actually the boring part of the evening, just a few hours earlier I was in a hotel room having a threesome, unfortunately it was the lamest threesome I'd ever had!
I had been craving the touch of a woman, so I called up one of my select few gentlemen lovers and asked him if he would book a nice girl for us to play with, my only request was that she had to be genuinely BISEXUAL!!! I think I've said this before and I'll say it again, I can't stand sleeping with a girl who pretends to be "bi", there's a name for this charade, it's called: "Gay for Pay" and there are plenty of girls out there who do this. It involves the girl throwing her full head of hair in between a girls legs whilst "going down" on her so that the client can't actually tell if she's really doing the business or not, meanwhile the girl on the receiving end "oohs and ahhs" as if she's really enjoying herself, regardless of whether she is being stimulated or not!
Anyway, my friend called up a well known agency and specifically asked for a genuinely bisexual girl for a couple, the agency recommended a girl who was advertised on the website as a "bisexual beauty perfect for couples". I was sooooo excited to meet this beautiful girl, her pictures looked fantastic and her description was intriguing! I LOVE threesome's so this was something I had been really looking forward to!
There was a knock on the door and the minute she walked into our room she chatted non-stop, perhaps she was nervous so I didn't mind. Then just as me and my gentleman lover were getting comfortable on the bed (hint for her to stop talking and join us!) she excused herself to "freshen up" in the bath room. Ten minutes later I expected her to come out wearing a sexy outfit that only a body contortionist could get into but she came out fully clothed, wearing the same thing she was wearing when she walked in, what had she been doing in there all that time!?! Hmmmm ...
So now we were about 20 minutes into the booking and there was more inane chit chat, giggling and nonsense. I just wanted her to shut up and get with the program! Finally, she pulled out a plastic bag full of lube, condoms, vibrators, massage oils, and what not! This girl was looking for anything to avoid the task at hand! My friend knew that I really wanted my pussy licked by a girl so he was hinting to her and saying how wet my pussy was, but instead she pulled out her bag of tricks and tried to use a vibrator on me, I could do that at home on my own! It was soon obvious to me that this girl should not be listed as a "couples" or "bisexual" girl, she didn't want to do anything intimate and she just wanted to use her toys on us, a very hands off approach! I don't mind toys as an extra but not as the main course!
I've had some amazing threesome experiences with escort girls where we can't get enough of eachother but this girl was no where near that! She even tried the whole, burying her head in between my legs with her hair covering her face charade!
I didn't bother waiting for the hour to be up when I politely told her she could leave but what I really wanted to say to her is what Sir Alan Sugar would've said "YOU'RE FIRED!"
Halfway through dinner, that comedian who impersonates Sir Alan Sugar walked in and sat down practically opposite him. It was quite surreal being in the same room as the real Sir Alan Sugar and his look-alike impersonator! Later that evening an old EastEnders actor joined the impersonator ... that's when you know its time to go home, when an out of work ex-EastEnders actor turns up!
But all this "star gazing" was actually the boring part of the evening, just a few hours earlier I was in a hotel room having a threesome, unfortunately it was the lamest threesome I'd ever had!
I had been craving the touch of a woman, so I called up one of my select few gentlemen lovers and asked him if he would book a nice girl for us to play with, my only request was that she had to be genuinely BISEXUAL!!! I think I've said this before and I'll say it again, I can't stand sleeping with a girl who pretends to be "bi", there's a name for this charade, it's called: "Gay for Pay" and there are plenty of girls out there who do this. It involves the girl throwing her full head of hair in between a girls legs whilst "going down" on her so that the client can't actually tell if she's really doing the business or not, meanwhile the girl on the receiving end "oohs and ahhs" as if she's really enjoying herself, regardless of whether she is being stimulated or not!
Anyway, my friend called up a well known agency and specifically asked for a genuinely bisexual girl for a couple, the agency recommended a girl who was advertised on the website as a "bisexual beauty perfect for couples". I was sooooo excited to meet this beautiful girl, her pictures looked fantastic and her description was intriguing! I LOVE threesome's so this was something I had been really looking forward to!
There was a knock on the door and the minute she walked into our room she chatted non-stop, perhaps she was nervous so I didn't mind. Then just as me and my gentleman lover were getting comfortable on the bed (hint for her to stop talking and join us!) she excused herself to "freshen up" in the bath room. Ten minutes later I expected her to come out wearing a sexy outfit that only a body contortionist could get into but she came out fully clothed, wearing the same thing she was wearing when she walked in, what had she been doing in there all that time!?! Hmmmm ...
So now we were about 20 minutes into the booking and there was more inane chit chat, giggling and nonsense. I just wanted her to shut up and get with the program! Finally, she pulled out a plastic bag full of lube, condoms, vibrators, massage oils, and what not! This girl was looking for anything to avoid the task at hand! My friend knew that I really wanted my pussy licked by a girl so he was hinting to her and saying how wet my pussy was, but instead she pulled out her bag of tricks and tried to use a vibrator on me, I could do that at home on my own! It was soon obvious to me that this girl should not be listed as a "couples" or "bisexual" girl, she didn't want to do anything intimate and she just wanted to use her toys on us, a very hands off approach! I don't mind toys as an extra but not as the main course!
I've had some amazing threesome experiences with escort girls where we can't get enough of eachother but this girl was no where near that! She even tried the whole, burying her head in between my legs with her hair covering her face charade!
I didn't bother waiting for the hour to be up when I politely told her she could leave but what I really wanted to say to her is what Sir Alan Sugar would've said "YOU'RE FIRED!"