The Guide to Booking an Escort (sense of humour required)
So… you’ve decided to indulge yourself and book an escort for the first time. You’re a bit nervous, quite excited just thinking about it, and you’ve found the right website. You took a fancy to a particular lady, and you keep wondering how it’ll go…
Well, it may be useless for self-assured, worldly gentlemen, and you may well already belong to this select category, but I thought I’d come up with a short guide to "spending time with an escort", just in case you need to brush up on a few points that slipped your mind over the years...
Basically, here’s how it will go : you call up, and a very pleasant person will help you book an hour or two with the girl of your dreams, brief you on her looks and personality, take up your name and location, and wish you a pleasant evening.
Next thing you know, Ms. "Right-for-tonight" rings the bell, you open the door (remember to smile, it always gives a good impression) and… a number of things happen:
A : Have a little chit-chat, get to know her, whine about your day/boss/wife/whatever.
B : Offer her a drink
C : Settle financial matters
D : Have wild passionate sex
E : Have more chit-chat/drinks, watch TV/start snoring/whatever
F : Time’s up, peck on the cheek, bye-bye.
You can pretty much skip anything, be a silent abstinent and sit staring at Ms. Right with your arms folded for the whole time, but: - you’ll risk being mistaken for a psycho and - you can’t avoid C.
The fact is that money saves a lot of hassle. You don’t have to waste time, money or saliva puffing your chest in the hope to take a girl home. You don’t have to make her like you : You actually buy her willingness to spend time with you, bypassing hours of trouble. Unlike girlfriends, she will be available when is convenient for you, won’t be late and will never, absolutely never, have a headache. Like any girlfriend, she needs to be treated with respect : don’t expect her to lick your body if you’ve sweated all day on a plane, in meetings or at the gym ; don’t call her a slut or a dirty whore unless your tone of voice clearly conveys playful excitement ; then you’ll find that you can be with her pretty much like with an old girlfriend : familiar, at ease with each other, in a humorous and flirty mood… I hope you have a lot of fun!
Well, it may be useless for self-assured, worldly gentlemen, and you may well already belong to this select category, but I thought I’d come up with a short guide to "spending time with an escort", just in case you need to brush up on a few points that slipped your mind over the years...
Basically, here’s how it will go : you call up, and a very pleasant person will help you book an hour or two with the girl of your dreams, brief you on her looks and personality, take up your name and location, and wish you a pleasant evening.
Next thing you know, Ms. "Right-for-tonight" rings the bell, you open the door (remember to smile, it always gives a good impression) and… a number of things happen:
A : Have a little chit-chat, get to know her, whine about your day/boss/wife/whatever.
B : Offer her a drink
C : Settle financial matters
D : Have wild passionate sex
E : Have more chit-chat/drinks, watch TV/start snoring/whatever
F : Time’s up, peck on the cheek, bye-bye.
You can pretty much skip anything, be a silent abstinent and sit staring at Ms. Right with your arms folded for the whole time, but: - you’ll risk being mistaken for a psycho and - you can’t avoid C.
The fact is that money saves a lot of hassle. You don’t have to waste time, money or saliva puffing your chest in the hope to take a girl home. You don’t have to make her like you : You actually buy her willingness to spend time with you, bypassing hours of trouble. Unlike girlfriends, she will be available when is convenient for you, won’t be late and will never, absolutely never, have a headache. Like any girlfriend, she needs to be treated with respect : don’t expect her to lick your body if you’ve sweated all day on a plane, in meetings or at the gym ; don’t call her a slut or a dirty whore unless your tone of voice clearly conveys playful excitement ; then you’ll find that you can be with her pretty much like with an old girlfriend : familiar, at ease with each other, in a humorous and flirty mood… I hope you have a lot of fun!